Now some would ask "How in the hell are those two things related?" and I would answer "Simple, they aren't." but then again that's how random my life is.... Allow me to explain.

The fountain I am talking about is a funny tale that starts when I was in 4th grade. It was my birthday and as usual I had one party for the family and one for my friends. All my family were gathered around our kitchen table to watch me open my gifts. I got the stuff you would expect to get from your family; socks, writing supplies, etc. But one present in particular got my attention, it was small water fountain that was perfect for a desk or a shelf but like most happy moments in my life this one was cut short. My grandmother who gave it to me noticed a large chip that caused water to flow out the side so she told me she would take it home and fix it for me. Well I ended up waiting for eight years until she showed up yesterday like my grandmother usually does but this time she finally gave it back to me completely repaired. Don't ask me why it took so long because I don't know.

Next there is the matter of my "Stalker". I believe that I am being stocked at school by a small asian kid who looks like he's in 6th grade. So far the only thing he does is come up to me in the hall way that I eat lunch in and stand there for a minute until I say something like "Can I help you?" and then he does this weird little laugh and walks away. He has done this twice so far and there seems to be no pattern to it. So far my friends have come up with three theories about this kid: 1) He's just some gay asian kid who has a crush on me (eww). 2) He's like that kid from the Grudge and I need to get some bottles of holy water. 3) He's a social out cast who likes to do weird stuff like this to people. I don't know which of these is right but I do know that I don't see him around our school at all and we have a pretty small school compared to the other local schools. If you have any theories of your own, please leave me a comment.

                Hoping that you aren't being stalked,
                                   HoundWisper

P.S. By the way, I found out that the music that came over the intercom yesterday was the school testing out the system. Our intercom is so crappy that you literally can't say two words before the stupid thing cuts out but it seems they fixed it. I just wished they would have found a less creepy way to test it.